The FAIL FORUM!

Ok, so the title explains it all...Tell us all about you or your friends personal fail storys

My mom burnned her self on the stove and said, "Since when is fire hot?"

Gangles, you know my story! xD
I'll write it down here when i have the time!

lol ok heres one

So my sister and my mom went for a run the other day...
my sister got to the end of the driveway and promply fell
had to go to the hospital, and get stitches.

My mom and my sister came back, and my mom said "well, im gonna go finish that run if you dont mind"

FAIL

One night, I was walking my dog and going to get some coca-cola, and happened to see two women with two kids. The kids were playing on a wall, balancing and stuff, and the other woman told her kid to get off. The kid was like 4-5 so she didn't listen to her mom and kept doing her stuff. Then she lost her balance and fell of and hit her head in the ground. I suppose she survived. Fail for not listening to her mom.

Always listen to your mother

so,I was watching the football (i don't call it soccer because it's sacrilege)game one night
it was international match between USA and Trinidad and Tabago (country somewhere in Africa)
my mom asked me "Who plays?",i answered "USA and Trinidad and Tabago"
after some time my mom said "wait,how three teams can play of one field at the same time?"

Pro at geography? xD

Oh man, fail stories. There are so many, most involving alcohol, many resulting in cringe-worthy memories and all regretted

Heres one for you PC users,

This is why i use a mac.

This is why i use linux

Elise wrote:

This is why i use linux

Haha that first one is so true
What's your distro Elise?

Linux mint 8.
I am quite ashamed of it, but I have noobuntu as dualboot.
Still in the learning curve.

You?

I dual boot Leopard and Debian on my Macbook Pro.

I love Debian 'cause you can strip it back to nothing and then only have the packages you need.
The whole os takes up, like, a gig and a half as I don't use an x window system and pretty much use it for only emacs.
Then I have a shared fat32 partition for storage.

Cool! Heard of DSL? It takes up like 512mbs or something :lol

Yeah dsl is awesome. Back in the day, I used it on a pen drive in school, dumped the LM hash for the windows xp machines and got admin. That was funny stuff xD
Hey sort of a fail story - I did that and decided to let the school know since others had done something similar and I got banned for it haha

HAHA! Wonderful!

Failstory(Not fail for me tho)
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was sitting at school having nothing to do so she decided to pick her laptop up.
At first, she was just browsing the web and such. But then, she came up with the brilliant idea of writing a VBS script that made the cd drive of a computer go in and out unstoppably.
When the script was done she was bored again...
She got a new idea!
The stockholm school computer network! Every single computer is booting the same os! So if
you edit the main os, you edit them all!
There was no problem getting administrators rights. It was just to sneak into the
computer guys office and get one of the teachers password from the user directory.


15 minutes later, every school computer in half of stockholm where opening and closing its cd drive at bootup. It was hilarious! Took 4 days to them to figure out what the problem was!

Yesterday we where passing the texas med clinic and i said " Oh look the Texas med clinic, i here they have good tacos... My brother Simon then said, oh dad can we please go there DAD please!!!"


Fail!

Elise wrote:

HAHA! Wonderful!

Failstory(Not fail for me tho)
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was sitting at school having nothing to do so she decided to pick her laptop up.
At first, she was just browsing the web and such. But then, she came up with the brilliant idea of writing a VBS script that made the cd drive of a computer go in and out unstoppably.
When the script was done she was bored again...
She got a new idea!
The stockholm school computer network! Every single computer is booting the same os! So if
you edit the main os, you edit them all!
There was no problem getting administrators rights. It was just to sneak into the
computer guys office and get one of the teachers password from the user directory.


15 minutes later, every school computer in half of stockholm where opening and closing its cd drive at bootup. It was hilarious! Took 4 days to them to figure out what the problem was!

That is SOOOOOOO funny!

Elise wrote:

HAHA! Wonderful!

Failstory(Not fail for me tho)
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was sitting at school having nothing to do so she decided to pick her laptop up.
At first, she was just browsing the web and such. But then, she came up with the brilliant idea of writing a VBS script that made the cd drive of a computer go in and out unstoppably.
When the script was done she was bored again...
She got a new idea!
The stockholm school computer network! Every single computer is booting the same os! So if
you edit the main os, you edit them all!
There was no problem getting administrators rights. It was just to sneak into the
computer guys office and get one of the teachers password from the user directory.


15 minutes later, every school computer in half of stockholm where opening and closing its cd drive at bootup. It was hilarious! Took 4 days to them to figure out what the problem was!

We have the exact same thing happening at my school but it's been 3 months and the STILL haven't figured out whet the hell is happening.

LMAO omg i NEEEEEED to know how to do that!!! That'd be the best Senior Prank and the tech guy they hired at my school doesn't know jack squat!

Want me to PM you the file?

I can't get till im back at school, on spring break right now YAH!!!!!!!!!!